Perhaps a force of nature?

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:57 pm

eric235u wrote:
but to each his own. hope i wasn't too harsh with my first post.

No worries.

Truth be told, we're protecting you from his wife. If she's still married to him... Years ago my people at UVa posted some legitimate critiques of myriad schools of kyusho on the UVa Uechi Ryu website. And here comes his wife writing e-mails, demanding retractions and an apology. Like we all need one more **** in our lives. If you don't sleep with me, I don't have to put up with your ****.

There, did that make you feel better now?

It's all good.

- Bill

Censoring brought to courtesy of the moderator. E.g., yours truly.

Panther · Post by **Panther** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:03 pm

ROTFLMAOOL!!!

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:45 am

Like we all need one more **** in our lives. If you don't sleep with me, I don't have to put up with your ****.

There, did that make you feel better now?

You mean if she sleeps with you...then you will put up with her ***

I still like the Sicilian solution...

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:03 am

Van Canna wrote:
You mean if she sleeps with you...then you will put up with her ***

- Bill

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:06 am

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:07 am

So if we can't get away with a Sicilian solution, there's always that Zen mind thing. You know... that state of mind where you hear everything that's said but you haven't listened to a word of it.

- Bill

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:11 am

Just remember the following: When you
stand up to a woman who always acts like a
bitch in front of men, two things may happen.
She’ll either submit to you and feel the need
to please you, or she’ll get even more bitchy
in order to see if you will back down. If she
chooses option one, good. If she chooses option
two, then just keep your cool but stay dominant
without giving in. She’ll probably go crazy
cause she can’t control you, but eventually
she’ll fall into place.

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:13 am

Bill Glasheen wrote:So if we can't get away with a Sicilian solution, there's always that Zen mind thing. You know... that state of mind where you hear everything that's said but you haven't listened to a word of it.

- Bill

Well, that's the time you go out to see your other mistress for the night

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:21 am

Just make sure to avoid Helga the Viking bearing a 9 iron...

- Bill

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:26 am

Bill Glasheen wrote:Just make sure to avoid Helga the Viking bearing a 9 iron...

- Bill

Best way is to bring your mistress home to deal with the 9 iron

Bill Glasheen · Post by **Bill Glasheen** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:29 am

... or deal with Helga instead. Make love, not war I say...

- Bill

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:32 am

It is really a 'numbers' game

Panther · Post by **Panther** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:20 pm

I gotta quit reading this stuff at work...

People are starting to wonder why I keep laughing so hard!

Not that that's a "bad" thing... I think they're starting to believe I'm losing it...

Van Canna · Post by **Van Canna** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:51 pm

Believe me, Panther...
I can see you rolling on the floor

Here's some good 'education'

Tall, dark -- and dangerous!

Was Luc short for Lucifer? Darci wondered, because Luc Gambrelli was the most sinfully tempting man she'd ever encountered!

Her plan was simple: she'd teach womanizer Luc a lesson by leading him on then dumping him. But the irresistible Sicilian turned the tables on Darci! Unable to resist Luc's seduction, Darci feared he'd discover she wasn't a sophisticated tease, but was an innocent--and in way over her head!

Glenn · Post by **Glenn** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:45 pm

I gotta say, that's not the style of reading material I expected for you Van!