And why am I not surprised by what Mr. Whittington has to say?
And why did I never get agreement on that bet?? <dig, dig...>

Back to the late-night jokes!Man shot by Cheney says it was 'accident,' to leave hospital
WASHINGTON (AP) — The lawyer shot by Vice President Dick Cheney during a hunting trip was being discharged from a hospital on Friday and told reporters he was sorry for all the trouble Cheney had faced over the past week.
Cheney, speaking to the Wyoming Legislature on Friday, also alluded to the shooting as he thanked lawmakers in his home state for their half-minute standing ovation.
"It's a wonderful experience to be greeted by such warmth by the leaders of our great state. It's especially true when you've had a very long week.
"Thankfully, Harry Whittington is on the mend and doing well," Cheney said.
Whittington, wearing a suit and tie, gave a brief statement and didn't take questions. His voice was a bit raspy, but strong, and he had what appeared to be a line of scarring on his upper right eyelid and scrapes on his neck.
"We all assume certain risks in what we do, in what activities we pursue," the 78-year-old Austin attorney said. "Accidents do and will happen."
Whittington was hit in the face, neck and chest with birdshot Saturday during a hunting trip at a South Texas ranch. He had been listed in stable condition in a Corpus Christi hospital since suffering a mild heart attack Tuesday after a shotgun pellet traveled to his heart.
Cheney took full blame for the shooting in an interview Wednesday with Fox News, his first public comments on what happened that day.
"I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend," Cheney said in the interview. He said it was "one of the worst days of my life."
Dr. David Blanchard, chief of emergency care at the hospital, said Whittington will go home Friday because of "his excellent health," but added that "he is not 100%."
During his statement, Whittington said the past weekend had encompassed "a cloud of misfortune and sadness."
"My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," he said.


- Bill