Bill Glasheen wrote:
What do they teach young-uns in Left Coast schools these days?
Meta: Oh, you know the usual;
Panty-Waist 101,
"How to not get blood dripping from your bleeding heart onto your save the whales T-shirts",
Tree-Hugging for effeminate metrosexuals.
"How to spot a mass murder; Then slap his hinney and say No! NO! Bad!.."
"How to marry and then receive spiritual advice from your pet."
"Past life issues workshops"
"Skipping through the bean-sprout-fairy-forest while not stepping on any living creatures going; "Tra-la-la-la-la-la".
"How to ignore reality,"
Tofu cultivation and mutal unisex hair braiding.
You know, the basics...

There's a bit of Metablade in all of us.