for the record, I missed all four and I peeked at the answers, too...______________
This quiz consists of four animal-related questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be employed as a Zoo Director (or, maybe, just whether you are qualified to be employed).
Do not cheat and peek at the answers like you are inclined to do. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like an
executive.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you do simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All of the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
4. There is a river where ravenously hungry crocodiles live. They eat anything and everything that they can find. How do you safely cross this river?
Correct answer: Simply swim across. The crocodiles are not there. I just told you that all of the animals except the elephant are attending the Animal Conference. This question tests your reasoning ability.
So... If you answered all four questions correctly, you are employable as a Zoo Director. Otherwise, stick to walking the dog.
I could have used one of David's knives right then.