Adam: It sure is lonely down here in the Garden of Eden.
God: Don't worry about it. I'll fix you up.
Adam: How?
God: I'll get you a woman.
Adam: What's a woman?
God: Well, she's someone that makes you an
English breakfast every morning; a seven-course dinner every evening as well as a full lunch every day, none of that lunch pail stuff. She also will give your aching muscles a massage whenever you want it, will love you whenever you need it and keep your hair cut. As if that wasn't enough, she also washes the dishes and keeps the house clean, warm and comfortable.
Adam: That sounds great. How much is it?
God: An arm and a leg.
Adam: Too expensive. What can I get for a rib?
...AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
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GEM
