"I Want my FTP"

[Allen M.]

I want my FTP

Sung to the tune of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits. Perhaps a better title would be 'ls -straits'

I want my
I want my
I want my FTP

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You get the files from the FTP
That ain't programming, that's the way you do it Programs for nothing and the code is free Now that ain't programming, that's the way you do it Let me tell you those guys aren't pissed Maybe break a nail on your little finger, Maybe get some numbness in your wrist

We've got to install operating systems Custom software delivery
We've got to move these manual pages
RTFM those RFCs

See the little user with his gifs and the jpegs Yeah buddy he's got root
That little user got his own workstation That little user got his own disk to boot

We've got to install operating systems Custom software delivery
We've got to move these manual pages
RTFM those RFCs

I should've learned to run xarchie
I should've learned to play them games Look at that mama, her gif is sticking in the monitor Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Orgasm noises? Playing sound files like a grade-school geek That ain't programming that's the way you do it Get your programs for nothing get your code for free

We've got to install operating systems Custom software delivery
We've got to move these manual pages
RTFM those RFCs

Now that ain't programming, that's the way you do it You get your programs from the FTP
That ain't programming that's the way you do it Programs for nothing and your code for free Programs for nothing and code for free


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[Scott Danziger]

Coooll!! I like it.

I can hear the guitar riffs now