The best solution to Highjacking!

[gmattson]

Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of Islamic faith are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[Van Canna]

What if the women were all Rosie's look alikes?

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Van Canna